March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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I can't breathe...
out of my nose
That annoying moment when you're playing Pokemon...
February 2012
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marcthelesbian:
kayashaf:
omfg
wut the hell
HAHAHAAHHH
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that boy
> I see him
> He sees me
> He say hey
> I just stare and move my mouth
> we start to talk
> He gave me his number
> I text him
> He texts me
> We talk non-stop
> I slowly fall in love
> We start to hang out
> I fall madly in love
> We talk more
> One day, he comes over
> we entered my room
>and I open the door
> Get on the floor
...
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holy sheet
k-llystyles:
what if like her eyeball got slammed into a candle
Best of Patrick Star!
hectorious:
alittledoseoflaughter:
THIS POST IS LIFE.
N
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
changetheworld-laugh:
whyamisorandom:
henrycw:
whyamisorandom:
leestephanie:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
ALWAYS REBLOG MUSICAL SQUARES
YOU HAVE NOT LIVED IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET
YES ITS BACK.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF really good for helping me get through melodies in my head :0!!
WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
...
Person: What happened to your arm?
Me: ...
Me: it was my cat.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Your cat can spell 'worthless'?
Found →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
G'night
marcthelesbian:
jayyhunnyy:
Ima go finger myself with some all rights reserved post-its now
goodnight tumblr <333333